thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
― someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
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3am, my mind is on you.
― Six Word Story | oceanasazules (via allineedissix)
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uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

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The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.


He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

― Tiny Stories (via untamedunwanted)
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sscarlet-begonias:

I’m so conflicted about penises because I’m like “that looks disgusting I want it inside of me”

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